| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Baseball | If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
- (as quoted by Joe Garagiola on the Jack Paar show, NBC 1963) | |
| Certainty | I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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| Composure | Mrs. Lindsay: You certainly look cool.
Berra: Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
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| Confusion | You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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| Conversation | It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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| Decision | If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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| Fatalism | Interviewer: Why, you're a fatalist!
Berra: You mean I save postage stamps? Not me.
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| Food | You better cut the pizza in four pieces, 'cause I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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| Gratitude | I want to thank all those who made this night necessary.
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| Life | Remember that whatever you do in life, 90 percent of it is half mental.
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| Money | They pay you in cash, and that's just like real money.
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| Multi-processing | How can you think and hit at the same time?
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| Overcrowding | Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
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| Records | I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
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| Redundancy | This is like deja vu all over again.
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| Slumps | Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin'.
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| Streakers | I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.
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| The future | The future ain't what it used to be.
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